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Right now, while EddieFest is at the preparation stage, I need your suggestions for Eddie- inspired alcomoholic beverages. Meaning existing drinks renamed with Eddie's quips, etc. Help me out here, guys. Email your drink name (and recipe) to:

If you have any other ideas about things we could do, or if you know of anything else that might be interesting, just let me know! Remember, without you EddieFest would not be possible, so help us make this the experience of a lifetime!


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Eddie Drinks

Compiled by Kim (Screw Rational Thought)

Thank you SO much!!!!!

Bastardized Screwdriver (Pronounce however you like.)

3 parts Gold rum (Bacardi)
1 part Orange juice, Tropicana

Mixing instructions:
Ice, then rum, then orange juice. Mix

Ich Bin Berliner (unless you're a Kennedy)

2 oz Smirnoff Vodka
3 dashes Schnapps
1 splash Black Sambuca

Mixing instructions:
Take a shaker filled with ice. Add 2 oz smirnoff vodka, 3 dashes of schnapps, a wee splash of black zambuca and shake well, keeping your feet firmly planted, posture perfect. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a blackberry.

Blue Underpants

1 shot Vodka
1 shot Blue Curacao
1 shot Galliano
Pineapple juice
1 dash Cream

Mixing instructions:
Shake the Vodka, Blue Curacao, Galliano and pineapple juice in a shaker. Pour into glass and add a layer of cream to the top. Serve with a straw and an orange wedge. Drink is to be sipped through the straw.


1 1/2 oz Vodka
Fill With Clamato juice
3 dashes Tabasco sauce
3 dashes Worcestershire sauce

Mixing instructions:
Line rim of glass with salt & pepper. Over ice add vodka, fill with Clamato Juice then add remaining ingredients. Garnish with celery stick. 

Darth Vader

1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Light rum
1/2 oz white Tequila
1/2 oz Triple sec
2 oz Sour mix
fill Jägermeister

Mixing instructions:
Collins glass filled w/ice add ingredients up to sour mix shake fill w/Jägermeister

Dog's Bollocks

7 oz Melon vodka
12 oz Lager
Add 2 dashes Lime juice

Mixing instructions:
Pour in the vodka first and then proceed to pour the beer on top.

The Italian Job

4 shots Vodka
3 oz Cointreau
5 oz Pineapple juice
Fill with Blackcurrant squash (can use orange or apple)
Top with fresh Cream (not needed)

Mixing instructions:
Whisk with a fork, untill all mixed in. Add cream after mixing.


1 part Absolut Vodka
1 part Lemon soda

Mixing instructions:
Stir ingredients and poor into a highball glass.

Monkey in a Tree (Unless he's buggered off)

1 1/2 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Creme de banane
1/8 oz Grenadine
Fill with Pineapple juice
Float 1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur

Mixing instructions:
Mix rum, creme de banane, grenadine and pineapple juice. Float Midori on top. Blended and served up is great too.


2 oz Amaretto
Add Orange juice
Add Lemon-lime soda (7-Up)

Mixing instructions:
Pour amaretto into glass filled with ice, then add equal parts orange juice and lemon-lime soda to fill glass.

Original Sin (a.k.a. Poking Badgers With Spoons)

6 cubes crushed Ice
1/2 shot Triple sec
1 shot plain Brandy
1 shot Cherry Heering
1 splash Sour mix
1 dash Grenadine
Sliced Fruit (orange, lemon and lime)
6 oz Champagne

Mixing instructions:
Add crushed ice to snifter or gobblet. Add Triple Sec, Brandy, Cherry Heering, Grenadine and Sour Mix. Stir contents. Add sliced fruit. Top off glass with Champagne.

Queen Bee

1 oz Coffee brandy
1 1/2 oz Lime vodka
1/2 oz cream Sherry

Mixing instructions:
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Scooby Snack #1

3/4 oz Malibu rum
3/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Pineapple juice
1/2 oz Half-and-half

Mixing instructions:
Shake ingredients in a mixing cup with ice. Strain into 7 oz. rocks glass and serve

Scooby Snack #2

3/4 oz Vodka (Stoli)
3/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 splash Sweet and sour
1 splash 7-Up

Mixing instructions:
Shake ingredients in a mixing cup with ice. Strain into 7 oz. rocks glass and serve.
Scooby Snack #3

1 shot Malibu rum
1 shot Midori melon liqueur
1 glass Milk

Mixing instructions:
Pour all into shaker with ice. Shake until cold. Strain into highball glass. 
Sexy Blue Eyed Boy (Well, of course.)

1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Creme de cacao
1 oz Rum cream liqueur
1 scoop Ice-cream
2 cubes Ice

Mixing instructions:
Put all ingredients into blender, blend until smooth. 


3 cl Vodka
3 cl Eggnog
Fill with Soda water
crushed Ice

Mixing instructions:
Mix everything togeather in the glass and make sure that the ice is crushed. The best is if the ice is like "slush". You can also serve the drink with a slice of kiwi.

The Death Star Canteen

1 pint Southern Comfort
1 pint Amaretto
1 pint Sweet and sour mix
1 pint Sprite

Mixing instructions:
Mix equal parts of all.

The Three Wise Men (Actually, three not-so-intelligent men, hence the ingredients can be poured in any order.)

1/3 shot Jägermeister
1/3 shot Goldschlager
1/3 shot Rumple Minze (or any peppermint schnapps)

Mixing instructions:
Doesn't matter...pour it all in any way you want.


Donated by Sassyas-- many thanks!

Slippery Nipple OR Slippery Boob (boobs on, boobs off)


10 ml Grenadine
1/2 oz Carolans Irish Cream
1/2 oz DeKuyper Buttershots


Pour the buttershots and carolanns into a shot glass. (let them mix)

Add grenadine to form a perfect nipple in the bottom of the shot glass.

Take as shooter, lick nipple from bottom of glass.
Serve in:
Shot Glass
Kamakazi OR Pilot w/o chocolate biscuits

           1 1/2 oz. Gin or Vodka
  • 1/4 oz. Rose's Lime Juice
  • 1/2 oz. Triple Sec
  • Lime Wedge

Shake: To violently agitate with ice, to disperse or incorporate heavier ingredients


And from ANNA


Sweet Transvestite

4 parts Cranberry juice
1 part frozen Pink lemonade concentrate
2 parts Vodka

Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka over ice, add cranberry juice, add frozen pink lemonade
concentrate, mix.

Up A Ladder (Hello...Swindon?)

3/4 oz Brandy
3/4 oz Gin
3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth
Carbonated water
1 twist of Lemon peel

Mixing instructions:
Pour brandy, gin, and sweet vermouth into a highball glass over ice
Fill with carbonated water. Add the twist of lemon peel, stir, and
(Ginger ale may be substituted for carbonated water, if preferred.)

San Francisco ("Full of snakes!")

2 cl Vodka
2 cl Creme de banane
Orange juice

Mixing instructions:
Take a tall glass and put in a few ice cubes, fill the vodka over it
fill with juice then the "creme", to end fill in the grenadine but very
carefully at the side of the glass so it will lay down in the bottom.
garnish with orange and strawberry.

Girlie Martini (For the "girlie" Eddie)

1 splash Dry Vermouth
4 oz Vodka
3 oz chilled Champagne
1 dash Maraschino liqueur

Mixing instructions:
Coat the inside of a chilled cocktail glass with dry vermouth. In a
glass filled half way with crushed ice, combine vodka, champagne and
maraschino liqueur. Stir and strain into the cocktail glass. Garnish
with an
olive and a maraschino cherry on a cocktail skewer.

Manly Martini (For the "manly" Eddie)

2 oz Gin
1 tsp Scotch
1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
1 twist of Lemon peel

Mixing instructions:
Stir all ingredients (except lemon peel) over ice cubes in an
glass. Add the twist of lemon peel and serve.

Karen's  Kamikaze (Dedicated to Eddie's ever-vigilent PR goddess!)

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Lime juice
1/4 oz Blue Curacao

Mixing instructions:
Pour all ingredients into shaker with ice. Strain into highball glass.
more or less blue curacao - you're trying to achieve a mediterranean


And from Raffaella,


Emperor Fabulous
1/3 peach juice
2/3 champagne (or sparkling wine)

Build in a champagne flute.