Bastardized Screwdriver (Pronounce however you like.)
Ingredients:
3 parts Gold rum (Bacardi)
1 part Orange juice, Tropicana
Ice
Mixing instructions:
Ice, then rum, then orange juice. Mix
Ich Bin Berliner (unless you're a Kennedy)
Ingredients:
2 oz Smirnoff Vodka
3 dashes Schnapps
1 splash Black Sambuca
Mixing instructions:
Take a shaker filled with ice. Add 2 oz smirnoff vodka, 3 dashes of schnapps, a wee splash of black zambuca and shake well, keeping your feet firmly planted, posture perfect. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a blackberry.
Blue Underpants
Ingredients:
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Blue Curacao
1 shot Galliano
Pineapple juice
1 dash Cream
Mixing instructions:
Shake the Vodka, Blue Curacao, Galliano and pineapple juice in a shaker. Pour into glass and add a layer of cream to the top. Serve with a straw and an orange wedge. Drink is to be sipped through the straw.
Caesar
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Vodka
Fill With Clamato juice
3 dashes Tabasco sauce
3 dashes Worcestershire sauce
Mixing instructions:
Line rim of glass with salt & pepper. Over ice add vodka, fill with Clamato Juice then add remaining ingredients. Garnish with celery stick.
Darth Vader
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Light rum
1/2 oz white Tequila
1/2 oz Triple sec
2 oz Sour mix
fill Jägermeister
Mixing instructions:
Collins glass filled w/ice add ingredients up to sour mix shake fill w/Jägermeister
Dog's Bollocks
Ingredients:
7 oz Melon vodka
12 oz Lager
Add 2 dashes Lime juice
Mixing instructions:
Pour in the vodka first and then proceed to pour the beer on top.
The Italian Job
Ingredients:
4 shots Vodka
3 oz Cointreau
5 oz Pineapple juice
Fill with Blackcurrant squash (can use orange or apple)
Top with fresh Cream (not needed)
Mixing instructions:
Whisk with a fork, untill all mixed in. Add cream after mixing.
Mona-Lisa
Ingredients:
1 part Absolut Vodka
1 part Lemon soda
Mixing instructions:
Stir ingredients and poor into a highball glass.
Monkey in a Tree (Unless he's buggered off)
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Creme de banane
1/8 oz Grenadine
Fill with Pineapple juice
Float 1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
Mixing instructions:
Mix rum, creme de banane, grenadine and pineapple juice. Float Midori on top. Blended and served up is great too.
Noah
Ingredients:
2 oz Amaretto
Add Orange juice
Add Lemon-lime soda (7-Up)
Mixing instructions:
Pour amaretto into glass filled with ice, then add equal parts orange juice and lemon-lime soda to fill glass.
Original Sin (a.k.a. Poking Badgers With Spoons)
Ingredients:
6 cubes crushed Ice
1/2 shot Triple sec
1 shot plain Brandy
1 shot Cherry Heering
1 splash Sour mix
1 dash Grenadine
Sliced Fruit (orange, lemon and lime)
6 oz Champagne
Mixing instructions:
Add crushed ice to snifter or gobblet. Add Triple Sec, Brandy, Cherry Heering, Grenadine and Sour Mix. Stir contents. Add sliced fruit. Top off glass with Champagne.
Queen Bee
Ingredients:
1 oz Coffee brandy
1 1/2 oz Lime vodka
1/2 oz cream Sherry
Mixing instructions:
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Scooby Snack #1
Ingredients:
3/4 oz Malibu rum
3/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Pineapple juice
1/2 oz Half-and-half
Mixing instructions:
Shake ingredients in a mixing cup with ice. Strain into 7 oz. rocks glass and serve
Scooby Snack #2
Ingredients:
3/4 oz Vodka (Stoli)
3/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 splash Sweet and sour
1 splash 7-Up
Mixing instructions:
Shake ingredients in a mixing cup with ice. Strain into 7 oz. rocks glass and serve.
Scooby Snack #3
Ingredients:
1 shot Malibu rum
1 shot Midori melon liqueur
1 glass Milk
Mixing instructions:
Pour all into shaker with ice. Shake until cold. Strain into highball glass.
Sexy Blue Eyed Boy (Well, of course.)
Ingredients:
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Creme de cacao
1 oz Rum cream liqueur
1 scoop Ice-cream
2 cubes Ice
Mixing instructions:
Put all ingredients into blender, blend until smooth.
Snowboard
Ingredients:
3 cl Vodka
3 cl Eggnog
Fill with Soda water
crushed Ice
Mixing instructions:
Mix everything togeather in the glass and make sure that the ice is crushed. The best is if the ice is like "slush". You can also serve the drink with a slice of kiwi.
The Death Star Canteen
Ingredients:
1 pint Southern Comfort
1 pint Amaretto
1 pint Sweet and sour mix
1 pint Sprite
Mixing instructions:
Mix equal parts of all.
The Three Wise Men (Actually, three not-so-intelligent men, hence the ingredients can be poured in any order.)
Ingredients:
1/3 shot Jägermeister
1/3 shot Goldschlager
1/3 shot Rumple Minze (or any peppermint schnapps)
Mixing instructions:
Doesn't matter...pour it all in any way you want.