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Blatheren Profiles
Abraxas
1. Name: Courtney Paige Tahmassebi- Pour 2. Blather name: Abraxas 3. Other nicknames: Demian, Ringo, RC, Jaxon 4. Date of Birth: 17 July, 1986
5. Date of Death: December 27, 2847
6. If you were on Death row, why would you be there: Crime of passion
7. If you were on Death row and could pick your method of execution: Skydiving with no parachute
8. If you were on Death row, what would your final meal be: Cheese enchiladas, Chik- Fil- A nuggets, strawberry shortcake, Gratino, a persimmon, and ice cream from Vienna.
9. Favourite drink: tea
10. Favourite alcoholic drink: g&t, Jack Daniels, or Daiquris
11. Favourite song: Too many to name... "Resurrection" by Brian May, probably.
12. Favourite bands: QUEEN, Def Leppard, Yngwie Malmsteen, Valensia, Bowie, Beatles, Journey, Styx
13. Favourite films: Labyrinth, Wayne's World, Eddie films of course
14. Favourite actor/ actress: (Besides Eds) Anthony Hopkins, Arnold Schwarzennegar
15. Favourite comedians: Eddie (obviously), Ellen Degeneres, Mike Myers, Dennis Miller, Jim Carrey, Drew Carey, Phil Jupitus
16. Current residence: Salt Lake City, Utah
17. Place of birth: Winston- Salem, NC
18. Place of death: Surrey, England
19. Favourite sports: Ice hockey, rollerblading, baseball, football (British version)
20. Favourite holiday: Halloween or Christmas
21. Favourite holiday location: Somewhere tropical
22. Favourite car: Dodge Viper
23. Any pets: Rusty and Steinbeck (dogs) Max, Charley, and Petey (birds)
24. Languages spoken: English, American Sign language, a bit of Farsi
25. Favourite telly programme: The Simpsons, Crocodile Hunter, Will and Grace
26. Goals in life: Become a ROCK STAR, writer, musical arranger, stand-up comedian, and mummy. Live a happy, full, busy life.
27. Favourite books: Out of the Silent Planet by CS Lewis, Ariel by Stephen R. Boyett, Wrinkle in Time series by Madeline L'Engle, anything by Steven King, Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
28. Hero: Eddie Izzard, Brian May
29. Favourite cartoon character: Bart Simpson
30. Guilty pleasure/vice: obsessing
31. Favourite swearword/ crude phrase: Oh, for fuck sake, OR Take a flying fuck in a rolling doughnut
32. Level of edumacation: Graduated High School
33. Favourite word: Toast, wicked, or sponge
34. Favourite animal: Penguin
35. Would you shag Eddie: Of course.
36. Hobbies: Guitar, piano (music in general), astronomy, figuring out ridiculous things using simple math (like the distance of a light year), drawing, taking surveys
37. Profession: Haha, you're joking right?
38. How many teeth do you have: 28 1/2 (1 wisdom tooth slowly but surely coming in)
39. Favourite piece of art: Genesis by John Stephens
40. Favourite artist: John Stephens, Salvador Dali
41. Favourite author: Probably King
42. How do you like your eggs: Scrambled, with Hollandaise sauce
43. Do you belong to any clubs: Blather
44. What is your favourite planet: Jupiter
45. Ultimate fantasy: Om... let's think... *wicked grin*
46. How many times (approximately) have you been stoned: 0 (sad, innut?)
47. Favourite symbol: yin yang (how boring)
48. Do you know where the peace sign originated: Yes, I do.
49. Have you ever shoplifted: Once I stole a rubber dog turd. Seriously.
50. If you could have dinner with any five people, living or dead, who would they be: Eddie Izzard, Brian May, Freddie Mercury, Stephen Hawking, and Anthony Hopkins.
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Cathy, our host!
1. Name: Cathy Finegan 2. Blather name: Cathy in Cleavage
3. Other nicknames: Mom
4. Date of Birth: 11/19/55
5. Date of Death: Twice so far, currently on third life. Really, just ask
me!
6. If you were on Death row, why would you be there: Excessive flirtation
7. If you were on Death row and could pick your method of execution: Lethal injection. Yes, please let me sleep!
8. If you were on Death row, what would your final meal be: Lobster and steak, a good wine, and a decadent ice cream with lots of chocolate bits in it!
9. Favourite drink: Diet Dr. Pepper
10. Favourite alcomolic drink: Margaritas, without salt
11. Favourite song: Shilo
12. Favourite bands: Neil Diamond
13. Favourite films: The Day the Earth Stood Still, Close Encounters, Cat's Meow, Revenger's Tragedy
14. Favourite actor/ actress: Eddie Izzard, Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacey, Kevin Kline, Jack Black
15. Favourite comedians:Eddie Izzard
16. Current residence: Cleavage, OH
17. Place of birth: Cleavage, OH
18. Place of death: Portland, OR
19. Favourite sports: American football, rollerblading personally
20. Favourite holiday: Christmas, Halloween
21. Favourite holiday location: Home, with family
22. Favourite car: Something, low, fast, and red
23. Any pets: Only one left is Jackson, the hamster
24. Languages spoken: English
25. Favourite telly programme: ER, Northern Exposure
26. Goals in life: Living til tomorrow!
27. Favourite books: Due to carpal tunnel, reading is something I cannot do
28. Hero: Eddie Izzard
29. Favourite cartoon character: Much to my husband's dismay, I've never liked cartoons, or the Three Stooges
30. Guilty pleasure/vice: Eddie Izzard, and ice cream, or maybe Eddie in ice cream!
31. Favourite swearword/ crude phrase: I used to be clean mouthed, but since Eddie, well, F**K just seems to fit in soo many situations, good and bad!
32. Level of edumacation: University. BS in Biology, and BA in Psychology
33. Favourite word: Quoi? and Ciao!
34. Favourite animal: Dogs, but squirrels are more interesting these days
35. Would you shag Eddie: In a heartbeat
36. Hobbies: Besides being an Eddie fan? Glass Beadmaking, whale watching, and touring with Neil Diamond
37. Profession: Medical Technologist, National Conference Coordinator for the International Society of Glass Beadmakers (ISGB), glass bead artist
38. How many teeth do you have: All but two. I've lost half of my wisdom!
39. Favourite piece of art: Work by my son, Patrick
40. Favourite artist: Louis Tiffany, glass and jewelry design
41. Favourite author: Eddie Izzard (ok, so this a bit lame...but he does write his own material...even though he doesn't write it down...ok, I'll shut up now!)
42. How do you like your eggs: Like I like my men....hot and over me-dium
43. Do you belong to any clubs: ISGB (see above)
44. What is your favourite planet: MARS
45. Ultimate fantasy: Hmmmm...While on a whale watching cruise with Neil and Eddie, Neil asks me to join the tour as his background singer, while Eddie keeps me in stitches as he offers me a job has his tour coordinator, and contracts me to make his jewelry for his next tour. I think that covers it!
46. How many times (approximately) have you been stoned: Two times more than my mom.
47. Favourite symbol: I guess I'm not very symbolic
48. Do you know where the peace sign originated: I bet it wasn't in Cleavage
49. Have you ever shoplifted: Never, well there was once if you ask my dad...but I still insist it was payment for work done. ( I was dead at the time!)
50. If you could have dinner with any five people, living or dead, who would they be: Eddie, Neil, Mary Magdalene, Leonardo Da Vinci, Albert Einstein
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Abraxas' Mum
1. Name: Natalie Ann Tahmassebi- Pour 2. Blather name: Does not have one :(
3. Other nicknames: Nikki, Lee, Pink
4. Date of Birth: 13 June, 1967
5. Date of Death: last week
6. If you were on Death row, why would you be there: Road Rage
7. If you were on Death row and could pick your method of execution: Tickled to death by Eddie
8. If you were on Death row, what would your final meal be: Caesar salad, filet Oscar, baked potato, baguette, fresh raspberries with REAL whipped cream
9. Favourite drink: Coca Cola
10. Favourite alcoholic drink: blended whiskey on the rocks, or pina colada
11. Favourite song: Hotel California, Battle of Evermore, Bohemian Rhapsody, anything by Styx
12. Favourite bands: Eagles, Styx, Journey, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Utopia
13. Favourite films: Regarding Henry, Breakfast Club, Benny and Joon, Cat's Meow, Wrath of Kahn, Groundhog Day
14. Favourite actor/ actress: Edsiepoos, Kevin Spacey, Johnny Depp, Patrick Stewart, Alan Alda, Al Pacino, Bill Murray, Anthony Hopkins, Mel Gibson
15. Favourite comedians: Eddie, Denis Leary, George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey
16. Current residence: 2003 Honda Element
17. Place of birth: Alhambra, CA
18. Place of death: Under Eddie
19. Favourite sports: Contortionism, nude bodysurfing, gymnastics and bodybuilding (at the same time!), Horizontal Mambo
20. Favourite holiday: National Space Week
21. Favourite holiday location: Eddie's House
22. Favourite car: Lamborghini (IN MY MIND)
23. Any pets: See previous profile, add Eddie
24. Languages spoken: English, Gibberish, Piglatin, swearwords in several languages
25. Favourite telly programme: Star Trek TNG, M*A*S*H, CSI, Dennis Miller Live
26. Goals in life: I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
27. Favourite books: Dark Tower Series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Tale of the Body Thief, 2001 a Space Oddysey
28. Hero: Hawkeye Pierce
29. Favourite cartoon character: Marvin the Martian
30. Guilty pleasure/vice: Media, exercise
31. Favourite swearword/ crude phrase: Fuck a duck, Oh for fuck sake
32. Level of edumacation: Always learning
33. Favourite word: Quoi, queue, psychadellic
34. Favourite animal: I love them all
35. Would you shag Eddie: Qualified yes
36. Hobbies: Music, movies, books, exercise, writing, collecting things
37. Profession: Courier
38. How many teeth do you have: 28
39. Favourite piece of art: Statue of David
40. Favourite artist: Botticelli
41. Favourite author: King, Anne Rice and her sexie vampires, Douglas Adams, JK Rowling, Shakespeare
42. How do you like your eggs: like I like my men, cheesy and scrambled
43. Do you belong to any clubs: Literary Guild
44. What is your favourite planet: Jupiter
45. Ultimate fantasy: fame and fortune
46. How many times (approximately) have you been stoned: 5
47. Favourite symbol: The merging of two British semaphores, representing Nuclear Disarmament
48. Do you know where the peace sign originated: See above ^^^ (Bertrund Russel)
49. Have you ever shoplifted: accidentally
50. If you could have dinner with any five people, living or dead, who would they be: Captain Jean Luc Picard, Stephen Hawking, Eddie doodle doo, God, Johnny Depp
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Barbara
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1. Name: Barbara De Jesus aka
2. Blather name:Graham Cracker
3. Other nicknames:Babs
4. Date of Birth: 10/02/??
5. Date of Death: 1625
6. If you were on Death row, why would you be there: Eddie overkill
7. If you were on Death row and could pick your method of execution: I'd escape
8. If you were on Death row, what would your final meal be: Chicken arabiata...then I'd escape
9. Favourite drink:coffee (or cawfee...as they say from my neck of the woods)
10. Favourite alcoholic drink: Tequila, no lemon/lime/salt/room temp/hold the glass pleeze
11. Favourite song: too many faves
12. Favourite bands: White Stripe, The Vines, Evanescence, too many
13. Favourite films: Classic Black and Whites especially Bette Davis and Judy Garland
14. Favourite actor/ actress: Bette Davis, Judy Garland, Jimmy Stewart, Gary Cooper, Russel Crowe, Sharon Stone, too many
15. Favourite comedians: Eddie, Seinfeld, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Jeanine Garofolo, Roseanne, too many
16. Current residence: NY
17. Place of birth: NY
18. Place of death: Egypt
19. Favourite sports: Walking
20. Favourite holiday: Christmas
21. Favourite holiday location: NYC
22. Favourite car: with wheels
23. Any pets: 2 cats and 1 dog
24. Languages spoken: english
25. Favourite telly programme: Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, Judge Milian, Jeapordy, Turner Classic Movies, Sopranos, the Practice
26. Goals in life: to keep breathing
27. Favourite books: with words...actually non-fiction
28. Hero: Eddie
29. Favourite cartoon character: Doonesbury
30. Guilty pleasure/vice: hours with Eddie...*in my mind!*...actually, food
31. Favourite swearword/ crude phrase: Unfucking real!
32. Level of edumacation: College grad
33. Favourite word: Yes
34. Favourite animal: Too many
35. Would you shag Eddie: OMG! When! Now?! Pleeeeeeze!
36. Hobbies: Sketching, writing
37. Profession: Social Worker
38. How many teeth do you have: all of them
39. Favourite piece of art: Downtown Brooklyn and NYC CityHall areas architecture
40. Favourite artist: Wyeth, Dali, Rembrandt...too many
41. Favourite author:Dickens
42. How do you like your eggs: anyway except soft boiled
43. Do you belong to any clubs: no...unless you count civilization
44. What is your favourite planet: Venus
45. Ultimate fantasy:duh....me and Eddie...of course...
46. How many times (approximately) have you been stoned:8 million
47. Favourite symbol:ladies bathroom
48. Do you know where the peace sign originated:i recently read that somewhere...can't remember...i thought it was winston churchill...V for Victory...but it htink it's something else
49. Have you ever shoplifted:yes....i was dead at the time! actually i was very poor and i needed a winter coat and my kids needed shoes...
50. If you could have dinner with any five people, living or dead, who would they be:Eddie Izzard, Marilyn Monroe, James Spader, Ghandi, Mozart |
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Anonymous
>1. Name: ya know my name:)
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>2. Blather name: Pombagira
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>3. Other nicknames: Pom:)
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>4. Date of Birth: quinze de julho de mil e novecentos e setenta e sete
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>5. Date of Death: sooner or later?
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>6. If you were on Death row, why would you be there: for starting a
cult in
>which everybody thinks they are vampires and they go after
bastards...or
>something like that. I have no idea. Something Anne Ricey.
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>7. If you were on Death row and could pick your method of execution:
death
>by chocolate
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>8. If you were on Death row, what would your final meal be:
churascaria
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>9. Favourite drink: coffee
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>10. Favourite alcoholic drink:caiparinha
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>11. Favourite song: anything by Ani Difranco for starters
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>12. Favourite bands: Live, Smashing Pumpkins, Canto de Mata, Karnak...
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>13. Favourite films: Kill Bill, Like Water for Chocolate, The Color
Purple,
>Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Interview
with
>the Vampire, House of Spirits, American History X, American Beauty,
Four
>Days in September, Revenger's Tragedy, Cat's Meow...
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>14. Favourite actor/ actress: Eddie Izzard, Johnny Depp, John
Leguizamo,
>Jennifer Connelly, Harvey Keitel
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>15. Favourite comedians: Eddie Izzard and John Leguizamo
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>16. Current residence: in a place with a lot of bad drivers
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>17. Place of birth: New Orleans
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>18. Place of death: not New Orleans
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>19. Favourite sports: Soccer:)
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>20. Favourite holiday: Halloween or day of the dead
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>21. Favourite holiday location: Brasil
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>22. Favourite car: Toyota Matrix or Honda Element
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>23. Any pets: nope
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>24. Languages spoken: English, Portuguese, and Yat
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>25. Favourite telly programme: ER
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>26. Goals in life: too boring to list:)
>27. Favourite books: Like Water for Chocolate, A Samba for Sherlock,
Feast
>of All Saints, Memnoch the Devil, The Witching Hour, Love in the time
of
>Cholera, Confederacy of Dunces, The Scarlett Letter, Hitchhiker's
Guide to
>the Galaxy, American Psycho, The Alchemist
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>28. Hero: mother:)
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>29. Favourite cartoon character: Sponge Bob Square Pantsss! Pinky is a
>close second:)
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>30. Guilty pleasure/vice: wine
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>31. Favourite swearword/ crude phrase: Fuck:)
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>32. Level of edumacation: masters degree
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>33. Favourite word: Fuck
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>34. Favourite animal: crab
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>35. Would you shag Eddie: oh yeah
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>36. Hobbies: reading, music(anything folky), movies, travel, keeping
up
>with work!, blather, art(anything folky)
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>37. Profession: biomedicine
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>38. How many teeth do you have: not to many
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>39. Favourite piece of art: anything by Frida Kahlo
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>40. Favourite artist:see 39
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>41. Favourite author: Paulo Coelho
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>42. How do you like your eggs: scrambled
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>43. Do you belong to any clubs: English Lit Honor Society
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>44. What is your favourite planet: uh, Earth:)
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>45. Ultimate fantasy: to accomplish everything i want to do career
wise and
>still have time for a kid
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>46. How many times (approximately) have you been stoned: never
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>47. Favourite symbol: cancer symbol
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>48. Do you know where the peace sign originated: it came out of a book
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>49. Have you ever shoplifted: nope
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>50. If you could have dinner with any five people, living or dead, who
>would they be:
1. Ani Difranco
2. Paulo Coelho
3. Anne Rice
4. Eddie Izzard
5. Jeff Buckley
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Elise
>1. Name:Elise Miller
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>2. Blather name:Little Weasel
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>3. Other nicknames:Ron, Weaz
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>4. Date of Birth:03/25/1983
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>5. Date of Death:03/25/2083
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>6. If you were on Death row, why would you be there:an obsession gone
too far
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>7. If you were on Death row and could pick your method of execution:I
would
be shagged to death ;)
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>8. If you were on Death row, what would your final meal be:ice cream
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>9. Favourite drink: Dr. Pepper
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>10. Favourite alcoholic drink: margaritas
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>11. Favourite song:too many to chose from
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>12. Favourite bands:Dave Matthews Band, Ani DiFranco
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>13. Favourite films:Gone With the Wind, The Kid (the Chaplin Version),
The
Cat's Meow, Two Girls and A Guy, Say Anything
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>14. Favourite actor/ actress: Eddie of course, also Charlie Chaplin,
John
Cusack, Robert Downey Jr., Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Jean Harlow,
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>15. Favourite comedians:Eddie!
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>16. Current residence:Chicago IL
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>17. Place of birth:Berwyn, IL
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>18. Place of death:Spain
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>19. Favourite sports:I don't have one
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>20. Favourite holiday: all of them
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>21. Favourite holiday location: somewhere sunny and warm
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>22. Favourite car: mine
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>23. Any pets:not anymore
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>24. Languages spoken:English and a little Spanish
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>25. Favourite telly programme: ER or Law and Order
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>26. Goals in life:To be happy
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>27. Favourite books:Gone With the Wind, About a Boy, Cat's Eye
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>28. Hero:Cathy
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>29. Favourite cartoon character: Betty Boop
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>30. Guilty pleasure/vice: blather - can't live without you guys!
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>31. Favourite swearword/ crude phrase: For Fuckssake!!!
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>32. Level of edumacation:working on getting one
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>33. Favourite word:moist (hehehe its just funny)
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>34. Favourite animal:cat
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>35. Would you shag Eddie:hell ya baby!
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>36. Hobbies:Reading, watching movies, writing
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>37. Profession:Student/Nanny
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>38. How many teeth do you have: all except wisdom
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>39. Favourite piece of art: I like all art
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>40. Favourite artist: too many to chose from
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>41. Favourite author:Margaret Mitchell
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>42. How do you like your eggs: Scrambled like my brain
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>43. Do you belong to any clubs:no
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>44. What is your favourite planet: Venus
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>45. Ultimate fantasy: I don't know yet
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>46. How many times (approximately) have you been stoned: nevah
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>47. Favourite symbol: smiley face
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>48. Do you know where the peace sign originated: no
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>49. Have you ever shoplifted:no
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>50. If you could have dinner with any five people, living or dead, who
would
they be: Anne Rice, Eddie Izzard, Jean Harlow, My great-grandmother,
Ani
DiFranco
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SASSYAS
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1. Name: Susan St.
2. Blather name: Sassyas
3. Other nicknames: Stouts, Sass, Susie-Q, Foosie, Indigo, Spaz!
4. Date of Birth: 10/22/mumblemumble
5. Date of Death: The day after I finished the last thing/person on my ultimate "To Do" list
6. If you were on Death row, why would you be there: Murder by cynical tongue lashing
7. If you were on Death row and could pick your method of execution: Sex'd to death w/ chocolate whippy cream
8. If you were on Death row, what would your final meal be: Diet Coke, creme burl, fillet mignon and mashed taters from Claim Jumper
9. Favourite drink: Diet Coke
10. Favourite alcoholic drink: Kamakazi (maybe I should change my death by comment.....)
11. Favourite song: Charlotte Sometimes and countless others to match my mood
12. Favourite bands: The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Offspring, Siouxise, Evanescence.......
13. Favourite films: Blade Runner, DOA, Queen of the Damned, Animal House, Decline of the Western Civilization, all Eddie's works...................
14. Favourite actor/ actress: Eddie dear, John Cusack, Robin Williams, Mae West, John Belushi
15. Favourite comedians: Eddie AGAIN, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Dennis Miller
16. Current residence: In suburbia, Huntington Beach, CA
17. Place of birth: Washington D.C.
18. Place of death: Nirvana.......where ever it is located at the time
19. Favourite sports: Left and right side of the pond football
20. Favourite holiday: Halloween
21. Favourite holiday location: My grandmother's house while it was snowing, Christmas eve
22. Favourite car: Convertible red spider Alfa Romeo
23. Any pets: Snookie the wonder dog
24. Languages spoken: English and fluent IDIOT
25. Favourite telly programme: Law and Order
26. Goals in life: (to stop laughing from that question)
27. Favourite books: Angus Oblong, Stephen King, Anne Rice, James Clavell, Poe
28. Hero: Too many unsung individuals I couldn't start to list
29. Favourite cartoon character: Pinky (from Pinky & the brain), Calvin & Hobbes
30. Guilty pleasure/vice: I'm sworn not to give names.................
31. Favourite swearword/ crude phrase: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw (abbreviated Fuck me!) OR Take a flying leap off fuck point!
32. Level of edumacation: Yes, I graduated college and then fried my brain!
33. Favourite word: naughty, delicious and wicked
34. Favourite animal: snuggly pups
35. Would you shag Eddie: when ever/where ever
36. Hobbies: reading, bead work, playing with the electric moo-box
37. Profession: whatever it said on my business card
38. How many teeth do you have: What Smurf is going to crawl in and count?
39. Favourite piece of art: Starry Night
40. Favourite artist: Monet
41. Favourite author: Refer to question 27
42. How do you like your eggs: hard - like I like my.................
43. Do you belong to any clubs: Yup!
44. What is your favourite planet: The one we're on OR the one that Steve is on!
45. Ultimate fantasy: I'm too young to have an ULTIMATE one yet - gotta pace myself - places to go, people to do!
46. How many times (approximately) have you been stoned: I was stoned - can't count when you're stoned!
47. Favourite symbol: heart
48. Do you know where the peace sign originated: yessireee
49. Have you ever shoplifted: Once when I was 2 and again last year by ACCIDENT! (I even returned it like a good girl)
50. If you could have dinner with any five people, living or dead, who would they be:
1. Eddie Izzard
2. Mark Twain
3. Edgar Allen Poe
4. My great aunt Mildred
5. Dexter Holland
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